So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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