No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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