it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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