Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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