It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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