Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.