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  I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?

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  No. I am devastated

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• (343): View more from Ontario

  No awkward lesbian experiences without me

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  well most of my day revolves around power hour

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• (909): View more from California

  oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?

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