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i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.