how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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