it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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