yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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