Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I wish there were birth control emojis
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!