that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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