and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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