giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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