Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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