apparently the secret to your success is patron
So many bounce houses so little time
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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