I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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