Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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