I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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