i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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