Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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