Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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