how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
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Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside