My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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