I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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