I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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