He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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