singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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