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(865): View more from Tennessee

sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.

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(865): sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself. http://tfl.nu/7igx

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"

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So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.

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(215): She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz" (267): So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning. (215): Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again. http://tfl.nu/rcrj

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(905): View more from Toronto

I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.

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(905): I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room. http://tfl.nu/wji4

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(740): View more from Ohio

Hi, my name's audrey!

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Max?

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Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.

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(740): Hi, my name's audrey! (614): Max? (740): Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk. http://tfl.nu/di7n

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(804): View more from Virginia

there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!

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Wait are they playing beer pong to?

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(804): there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule! (1-804): Wait are they playing beer pong to? http://tfl.nu/dq3n

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(850): View more from Florida

she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."

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(850): she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.." http://tfl.nu/uij4

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(408): View more from California

I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you

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(408): I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you http://tfl.nu/72n4

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.

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(952): Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you. http://tfl.nu/n35v

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(607): View more from New York

wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager

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(607): wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager http://tfl.nu/0mj0

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(207): View more from Maine

you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit

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(207): you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit http://tfl.nu/zspy

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(760): View more from California

Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that

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(760): Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that http://tfl.nu/isr6

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(707): View more from California

As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.

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(707): As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment. http://tfl.nu/opoe

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(713): View more from Texas

WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!

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(713): WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?! http://tfl.nu/7tg4

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.

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(832): I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came. http://tfl.nu/1nw4

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(612): View more from Minnesota

There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?

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(612): There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night? http://tfl.nu/9ive

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