I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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