If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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