I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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