You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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