No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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