Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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