oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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