the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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