so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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