Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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