love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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