She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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