Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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