how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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