Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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