She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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