so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I will be naked everywhere
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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