Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
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Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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