fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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