My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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