so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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