Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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