Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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