Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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