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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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