Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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