I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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