If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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