I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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