O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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